Who am I? Well you could say I'm the jack of all geeks. I dabble in so many different technologies and skill sets that I never have time to master any one of them. I guess that makes me dangerous, but no-one seems to care. I enjoy making things better and more usable which is probably why I chose web development for my career. I quickly found that a little piece of paper sometimes called a "degree" is pretty important in obtaining the jobs that "pay" so I decided to enroll at Art Institute of Portland. Heaven only knows why I did that—I certainly can't remember, but my investment is significant enough that I would have to be off my rocker to quit now—wait, have I ever had a rocker to be on?
.. Anyway ..
So I'm a web geek going to an art school. You could say that I'm a little bit of diversity wrapped into one neat little package. A package that a little company called Canby Telephone Association likes to use and abuse - for the last eleventy-billion years. I've been here long enough to watch the company go through six or seven name changes—I'm not even sure I can keep count anymore, but I can tell you it's been an experience. Currently I slave over building other people's ideas in print or on the web.
Some time ago I was infected with a strange illness that occasionally sends me into furious rages of hunger for human brains. I really don't understand why, but the hunger makes my skin turn green. It's really not a pretty site.
I'm sure you've stopped reading this endless blabbering by now, but I felt I should give you a good idea of what kind of psychotic freak I really am. If you are a friend of mine, you must be one as well.
"Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it." -Publilius Syrus